A Fresh Morning Haryanvi Makhol
Ek bar ek tau Ragni competition main chalaya gaya.
Jab tau ki bari aai to tau khada ho gya aur tek lagai aa...aa...aa...aa.
Tau ke nakali daant nikel ke bahar aa gye.
Tau ne daant fit kare aur phir se shuru kiya aa..aa..aa.
Batisi phir bahar aa gyi. Phir se tau ne daant phit kiye aur aa karte hi phir daant bahar.
Ek molad ta raha nahi gaya aur bolya: "Tau, caisete e badalta ravahga ak kuch sunave bhi ga".
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ek bah ek desi manas haryana ka dilli aa gya.
DTC ki bus mah chsd gya. Dilli mah log ticket maagte hue shot me naam bolte hain jaise , kamla market ka kamla bol diya , Cnaught pl ka CP bol diya, maharaani baag ka maharani etc.
WO desi aadmi bhibus mah chadd gya ar log ticket leen laag re the wo bhi paacha si khada ho gya.
ek bhai bolya - ek ticket R.K ki dena (RK Puram) , conductor nah de di,
doosara bolya - ek ticket amar ki dena (amar colony) uske baad aayi ek mahila , wo boli- ek kamla ki dena ( kamla market)
Desi manas kah aa gi samajh mah ak , haadah tah ticket manas ke naam tah devan laag re sain.
Uska bhi number aaya , wo bhi dus ka note khad kah bolya --- k ticket Fatte ke deo.
Conductor bada preshaan -bolya - bhai u fatte kit sah.
Desi manas bolya ---- balya yu khada kamla ke paachah.
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Eeb bhai, ek Tau chala gaya Footbaal ka match pehle baar dekhan...
Match ki seeti saathae-saath game bhi theek chalo ho gaya er saare khiladi ball liye aage-paache bhajan laag gae!!!....
Thodi aan to tau dekhta raha field pae afra-tafree, per jad ghani daer ho li aer usnae bera konya paata yo saare khiladi kyalein dukhi ho re sain...to uste raha na gaya aer us nae apnae saath aale se poochi, "Re choore, batiye to zara, yo saare manas karna kae chaave sain?" ....
Saath aala bhai bolya, "Re Tau, wa baal jo deekhe hai nae,... yo saare Khilaadi usnae le goal karna chavein sain, ....samgha kae?"
Tau eeb cho mein aker bolya, "Re kyalein bekoof banave sai boodhe ne, choore...mein kae aandha sun?.....Ya paher tere yo saare khiladi baawle ho re sain, wa to pehle tae 'gol' hi na hai!?!"
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Ek bar Ghughu ar Jhandu rail main bath kite jaave the,
ar doonowa ne kasooti pi rakhi thi, Rah main kise ne rail ki chain kheech di ar rail jungle main rukhgi.
Ghughu ar jhandu rail te neeche utar ke aaye, ar Jhandu neeche ne dekh kye bolya, " Ghughu maane to isa lagya se ak rail main puncher ho gya".
Ghughu ne us ke ek thappad marya ar bolya bekkuff dikhda koni koi is ke tyre tube e utar le gya.
Jab tau ki bari aai to tau khada ho gya aur tek lagai aa...aa...aa...aa.
Tau ke nakali daant nikel ke bahar aa gye.
Tau ne daant fit kare aur phir se shuru kiya aa..aa..aa.
Batisi phir bahar aa gyi. Phir se tau ne daant phit kiye aur aa karte hi phir daant bahar.
Ek molad ta raha nahi gaya aur bolya: "Tau, caisete e badalta ravahga ak kuch sunave bhi ga".
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ek bah ek desi manas haryana ka dilli aa gya.
DTC ki bus mah chsd gya. Dilli mah log ticket maagte hue shot me naam bolte hain jaise , kamla market ka kamla bol diya , Cnaught pl ka CP bol diya, maharaani baag ka maharani etc.
WO desi aadmi bhibus mah chadd gya ar log ticket leen laag re the wo bhi paacha si khada ho gya.
ek bhai bolya - ek ticket R.K ki dena (RK Puram) , conductor nah de di,
doosara bolya - ek ticket amar ki dena (amar colony) uske baad aayi ek mahila , wo boli- ek kamla ki dena ( kamla market)
Desi manas kah aa gi samajh mah ak , haadah tah ticket manas ke naam tah devan laag re sain.
Uska bhi number aaya , wo bhi dus ka note khad kah bolya --- k ticket Fatte ke deo.
Conductor bada preshaan -bolya - bhai u fatte kit sah.
Desi manas bolya ---- balya yu khada kamla ke paachah.
====================================
Eeb bhai, ek Tau chala gaya Footbaal ka match pehle baar dekhan...
Match ki seeti saathae-saath game bhi theek chalo ho gaya er saare khiladi ball liye aage-paache bhajan laag gae!!!....
Thodi aan to tau dekhta raha field pae afra-tafree, per jad ghani daer ho li aer usnae bera konya paata yo saare khiladi kyalein dukhi ho re sain...to uste raha na gaya aer us nae apnae saath aale se poochi, "Re choore, batiye to zara, yo saare manas karna kae chaave sain?" ....
Saath aala bhai bolya, "Re Tau, wa baal jo deekhe hai nae,... yo saare Khilaadi usnae le goal karna chavein sain, ....samgha kae?"
Tau eeb cho mein aker bolya, "Re kyalein bekoof banave sai boodhe ne, choore...mein kae aandha sun?.....Ya paher tere yo saare khiladi baawle ho re sain, wa to pehle tae 'gol' hi na hai!?!"
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Ek bar Ghughu ar Jhandu rail main bath kite jaave the,
ar doonowa ne kasooti pi rakhi thi, Rah main kise ne rail ki chain kheech di ar rail jungle main rukhgi.
Ghughu ar jhandu rail te neeche utar ke aaye, ar Jhandu neeche ne dekh kye bolya, " Ghughu maane to isa lagya se ak rail main puncher ho gya".
Ghughu ne us ke ek thappad marya ar bolya bekkuff dikhda koni koi is ke tyre tube e utar le gya.
