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ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,

“apne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya h ?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyar kar sako.”
Admi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bekoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyar kar sake






ek admi ke pas uske doctor ka phone aya.
Doctor ne kaha, “Mere pas tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,
aur ek buri khabar hai.
pahle kya sunoge?”
aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.”
Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baki hain.”
Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?”
Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye
main tumhe kal phone karna bhul gaya.”