Boy and Girl read some filling in College

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,

wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

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Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!

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College ke first day:-
Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..

Ladka: Waooo Mujhe Sab JijaJi Kahte Hain !