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Teacher:-batao bad aur sukhe main kya fark hai?

Mantri ka beta:- sir zamin asman ka.
Teacher:-batao wo kaise?
Mantri ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur bad main helicopter main.






Ek alsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum fauj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Alsi Dost:-are nahin,
mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki banduk ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi bat nahin,
kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.


Do abhinetao ke bachche apas main bat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,
mere papa kal nai mumy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.

Dusra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai,
pichle sal wo meri mumy reh chuki hain.