Aaj ke kuchh khas makhole in hindi

Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 sal ki nahin ho jaati main shadi nahin karungi.

Dusri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.













Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?
Scooter chalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai.
Mujhe hichkiyan aa rahi hain.





Judge:-pichhli bar bhi tum 500 rupyee churane ke ilzam main pakde gaye the.
Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee se kitne din kam chalaya ja sakta hai?




Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kam ke liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai?
Sir:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin.
Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai.