A latest Punjabi Joke via www.totalmasti.in

Sardar  to Bintu: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Lado: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Sardar: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua - bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, 

hath kada karu.

Sandy to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sandy, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Sandy: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

via
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