Tinku Pinku funny joke
Tinku: tumhari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
Pinku: maine galti se use bola tha ki "tum gusse main
bhi bahut khub lagti ho"
Police: apki car ka accident kaise hua?
Tinku: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so raha
tha?
papa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
Tinku: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick mangi thi, lekin maine
feviquick de diya
Tinku ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai
ki nahi.
Tinku: papa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Papa: ek cycle diladunga
Tinku: agar fail hua to?
Papa: 10 cycle dilaunga
Tinku: woh kyu?
Papa: padhai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
Tinku: navy mein kam hai. karoge?
Pinku: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Tinku: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jata hai, to tumhe
pichhe se use dakhelna hai
Pappa: sunitha ko dekho, 1st class mein pass kee hai.
Tinku: haa, use dekhta raha to isiliye main fail ho gaya.
Doctor: bantaji, khane bad nind ki goliya lee na apne.
Pinku: uff!! khane ke baad zor se nind aa raha tha to maine
goli lena bhul gaya
Tinku ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shadi kar leni chahiye.
Tinku: achcha... lekin hame shadi karega koun?
