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Height of double daring
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is three months old happily kicking in my stomach…

Tinku aur Pinku train ke piche bhag rahe the.
Tinku chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WELDONE”
Tinku – Khak weldone, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aya tha!


Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I am learning driving.
Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!