Jokes in Hindi Dhamaal
Autowala: sorry sir, meter dalna bhul gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhul aya.
chodo
Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kharidh lunga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi raha hun
Car chalataa huye Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT
ZONE" ka board dikha. isliye santa ne socha:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banate hai?"
Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansu ponchne ke
liye
Manager: hamare bank mein hum apko bina interest ke loan
denge.
customer: arey jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar
dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
Boy: kal maine tumhare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamari
shadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? papa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhari behan se mila tha
suman: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diya
maa: han kya? rukho main puchhti hun.
suman: nahi maa tum puchoge to woh nahi dega
