Funny jokes by a boy to a girl.

Bikhari PURPOSE to a GIRL"Do u Love me?"
Girl-Shakal dekhi hai apni..
Isse achchha to main suicide karlun.
Bikhari-Sali mar jayegi par kisi GARIB ke kam nahi ayegi.

Ek Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kr bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere, Ghazal koi sunau kya?
Ladki-"Hath mera Gal tera, Kan k niche bajaun kya."


Boy 2 Girl-Come in to my heart.
Girl-Sendal nikalun kya?
Boy-Hat pagli, mera dil koi mandir thodi na hai, sendal pahen kr hi aja