Boys vs girls funny jokes in english

Boys are the most busy generation in the world. one hand on stearing one hand on gear.one leg on break one leg on accelerator. one ear on music one ear on mobile.....

Ladka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Ladki: I am Heroin. . . . . . . . . .
Ladka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hun.


Boy: You are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?


What is the similarity between Dinosaur & An Innocent Girl? Interesting right? ? Think. ? ? ? ? ?
both are not in plante.


Boy to girl: can i touch your software.
Girl: first show me your hardware.
Boy: should i install it in your system?
girls: cover it with antivirus & then install......


Girl: What is Life?
Boy: Life is Love.
Girl: What is Love?
Boy: Love is Kissing.
Girl: What is Kissing?
Boy: Come here and I’ll Show You.