Ek Tau on The Bus Haryanvi joke with sms
Ek Tau on The Bus Haryanvi joke with sms
Once Tau boarded a bus.
Bus was very much crowded.
On
looking around tau found dirver's seat vicant and quickly grabbed it.
After some
time the driver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat.
Tau as usual refused to
part with the seat.
The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani
sai"( I have to drive the Bus).
Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe
baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati" ( So you would dirve
while sitting on my head, why don't you sit behind and drive).
The driver said
jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey
jawagi" ( If I would drive from behind then it would go back).
Tau
answered " Hamn !!!!!!!!! tu mene bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, mene bera sai, bus
main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere" (You think i am a fool, I know that
there is a reverse gear also in the bus.)