Collecation of hindi joke

Husband: raja dasaharath ki 3 raniya thi
wife: toh !

hosband: mein 2 shadi aur kar sakta hu
wife: soch lo draupadi ke 5 pati
th...............................


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Ek Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere
BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.

Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed
banaunga SARA MOHALLA
BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi na tute gaaa.................











Tum bin zindagi suni-suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai, Ab
to in sason ko apni sason se jodo,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehman lagti h.................



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