Jokes SMS new funny update sms
1. Main khush
2. Jise bheja wo bhi khush
3. Yado ka silsila chalta rahe
4. Kaun hai "kanjus" yeh bhi pata chalta rhe..
Jab Pappu paas ho skta h,
Munni badnaam ho skti h,
Shila jawan ho skti h,
2 nain mast ho skte h,
Pyaaj 80 rs kilo ho skte h,
Gurjar aandolan kar skte h,
Mahatma gandhi ne shadi se pehle apni wife kasturbaa gandhi ko letter kaise likha hoga,
Socho.
Agar SMS recieve karne ka bhi charge hota to kya hota.?
socho..
Socho.
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Aaj meri wajah se ap road pe hote.
Girls k haatho me mehendi achi lagti hai..
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Vo mehendi wale haath.
Jatt's son - Dady meri door di nazar kharab hai Chasma lawa do.
Jat took him outside & said - Oh ki hai
Son - suraj.
jatt - Hor aido agge tu YMraj vekna.?
Tutak tutak tutiya dahi jamalo,
j garmi lag rahi ho to cooler chalalo,
j bore ho rahe ho to mera number mila lo,
j msg changa ni lgya to,MOBILE nu aag la lo....
Socha n tha kabhi aisi Dosti hogi.
Manzilo k sath rhe vo hasti hogi.
Jannat ki galiyo k khwab Q dekhe Hm.
Sare Dost sath honge to nark me bhi masti hogi.
