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Ramdev's special yoga for highly stressed student. It really works.
Sit on ur chair,
Bend ur head back,
Close ur eyes slowly & say "Bhaad mein jaaye  padai"






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Chal Aa, 
Tenu Chandigarh jheel wich sutt k aawan! Syapa Mukke..
Msg tan tu bhejne ni..?





Breaking news..
Bhappi lehri apni building k 10th floor se neechay gir gaye aur

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Tappa kha k wapis upar chale gaye;-)






:':':': Twinkle twinkle Little star,
U R  chanda  I m A star, 
Night is made for sleeping Yaar,
 so take your TAKIYA & sojao mere yaar..






Facts of Love:
Love Starts From Eyes
Grows With Gifts
Ends With Tears
But today
Love Starts From Mobiles
Grows With Messages
Ends With NUMBER BUSY.




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Ice-Cream Jst 4U


ZYada Mat Muskurao



Agar Himmat Hai To Kha-Ke Dikhao.