Joke SMS some feeling share with SmS

some Joke sms

Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2015.

phone rings tring tring..

1st: helo prakash hai..?

2nd: nahi he..

1st: nahi he to mombati jala lo ho jaega

New Style Of Propose:

Boy- Main aapse Friendship Karna Chahta Hu

Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gayi H

Boy- Fir Bahen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli se kara na

Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher B Tu, Cheeta B Tu.

Kya Frmaya?

Sher B Tu, Cheeta B Tu

Or

Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" B Tu.

Jaani

Police: Car Gas Par Hai

Santa: No

Police: Petrol Par

Santa: No

Police: Diesel Par

Santa: No

Police: Phir Kispar Hai

Santa: kishto Par H

Ayi thi meri qabr pe diya jlane k liye.

gaur kijiye!

Ayi thi meri qabr pe diya jlane k liye.Pda hua tel bhi le gyi saali Tadka lgane ke liye

Boy:Hum 35 Behen Bhai h.

Girl:Kya tumare ghar Population contrl krne wale nhi aye?

Boy:Aye,pr hum sb padh rhe the wo SCHOOL smajh k chale gye