Haryanvi Jahan Bhi Jave Apni Nisani Jarur Chhode sa - Makhole

Ek be ek bus main ek tau ja tha....
galti teh uska paon ek sehri ladke pe paon pe pad gaya....sehri ladka bola...Tau dekh ke nahin chal sakta...tau bola sorry....pher bhi woh sehri ladka tau ko ganhee der tak sunta raha...kee dekh ke chal liya kar...tau kuch nahin bola..usne sochi kee galti to meri hee hai...chup chap sunta raha....thodi der main ek sundar se ladki chadi bus main...6 inch ke heel pen rahi thee...uska paon bhi us sehri ladke ke paon pe pad gaya...woh sehri ladka kuch na bola...aadtha ghanta ho gaya...uska paon abhi bhi us sehri ladke ke paon pe tha...woh ladka dard bardasht karta raha par kuch nahin bola..1 ghante baad jab dard ganha ho gaya to us ladke ne us ladki se kahi kee madam jara apna paon utha lo...woh ladki boli sorry...ladka bolya kuch nahin..its all right...Tau kaafi der se yeh jab dekh raha tha...tau ne ek rapta dhara us chhore ke kaan pe...aur bolya...dedh ke beej meri ke sorry kee spelling galat ho gayi thee..





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Ek bar ek haryanavi jat mumbai gaya.
bus stand par line mein khada hokar bus ka wait karne laga. Bus aayi to bus conductor ne kaha ladies first!jab tak saari ladies ki bari khatam hui bus me saari seats full ho gayi.Jat jaise hi chadne laga conductor ne kaha, No more please!! jat bola sari mornia ne hi le jawga ek more ne bhi le chal !!!






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 Ek bar ek chora ek ghani suthari chori ke pichche pichche ja raha tha...
wo apne dost te bola ak ya chori je mere te ek bar bol pade to main sidha sawarag main ja..va
chori pichche mud ke boli ak main bol bhi padungi..
per tu kal bhi aadaye dhakke khata pavega...