What does a girl mean when she offers you a pepsi?

What does a girl mean when she offers you a pepsi? 
P-please E-enter P-popat S-slowly I-inside. "Aha yeh dil mange more".

Sperms in penis talking to each other. "main doctor banuga.. main engineer".
Man goes to bathroom for hand practise.
Sperms: sale ne career khatam kar dala.





A lady who lost 3 panties in her house blamed the maid in front of her husband. 
The maid replied, "saab, aapko to maloom hai main kucchh nahin pehenti".