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There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"







Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them







Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.