Super Deluxe Joke Hot Wife and Husband at www.totalmasti.in

Super Deluxe Joke Hot Wife and Husband at www.totalmasti.in

Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye,
jo rat ko aye or subha chali jaye!



A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hun.
Sawa panch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har hal mein andha hai…”



Husband apni Wife se (suhagrat ko):
Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikhao...
Chehra dekte hi husband bola:
Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
tumhare maa bap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
Wife: Darlin nayi khojo se chand ka yahi rup samne aya hai.


Wife: Main galti se khane ke sath rumal bhi kha gai
Husband: Konu bat nahi, apna bachcha ayega to "pagdi" pehan ke ayega!


Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.





Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu
shesh nag ki Godh mein lete hon.


 Ek admi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje,
jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi admi: Lagta hai pahunch gay!