Some Free Latest Hindi Joke SMS

Mariz:-doctor aap ye phulon ki mala kyon laye hain?

Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to
mere liye nahin to tuhare kam aegi.


Malik:-are ramu aaj tumne roti main kitna sara ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are sahab maf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti apko de di hai,


Sahukaar:-tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…
chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhar ka adha paisa main bhulne ke liye taiyar hoon..
Karzdar:-manzur:-baki adha main bhulne ko taiyar hoon.




Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.