Punjabi masti bare jokes

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Assi ta yaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer..

Ishq Ishq Ta Har Koi Karde, Par Koi Channa( A River) Wich Kudan Nu Tyar Nahi, Ki Kahiye Ajj-Kal De Jhuthe Aashiqa Nu, Dil De Sakde Ne Par Jan Nahi!

Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te vi tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki.....

Bari Barsi Khatan Geya Si, Khat Ke Lyanda “Sehtoot”, Tusi Ta Sute E Reh Gaye, Tuhadi “Pappi” Ley Geya Bhoot..

Padna-likhna chad pare,

Nakal te rakh aas,

chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,

Rabb karuga paas...

Ni tu chali gayi England,

baja ke yara da Band,

tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabah ho gaya,

India aa ke dekh yaara da vyah ho gaya.....

 

Main Te Rat Haneri Jad Vi Turde Dushman Surkh Savera, 
Mal Beh Janda C Rawa Guri Nind Ch Sab Khalkat Suti Te Main Gam Nu Howke Lai Lai Gawan Bhul K Sajjna Dil Na Laavi Hundiyan Ishq Diyan Sakhat Sajawan Ja Sohneya Tu Sada Khushian Mane Jashan...