Punjabi funny sms

Chaudhary ne Fiancer ko Apni Picture Bheji:
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Pic Khinchtay huye 1 Donkey ki B Photo Main Aa Gaya.
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Chaudhary ne Ehtiyatan Likha:
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Sarah Januu! Photo Peji Aye,
Te Khabbey Pasey Mei Aan.....!!!!!!

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb The Gya,
What we Dil Day Qareeb The Gya.
Pata Nahi Meku SMS Nai Karenda.
KHALUS Mukk Gya Ya Shoda Gharib Thi......

Ashaq Ne Chand Se ek Din Kaha,
Bta Mera Mehbub Kesa H?
Us Ne Kaha, Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Nokr Nai .
Te Doji Gal Ay K Inni Doron Nazar Vi Kuj Ni Aanda.
Teji Gal Ay K Ayho Jai Beghairtian Zamen Tak Rakhia Karo Menu Na Wich Paya Karo!!!!!!!!