कुछ नई अपडेट जोक्स kuchh new update joke

teacher:-bachcho aykar,bikrikar,bhumikar se

milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.

bachcha:-sir ek nahin tin shabd sune hain,

sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

ek chhota bachcha dusre bachche se:-agar din

ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?

doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaega.

adhyapak:-bachcho batao ki dudh ko kharab

hone se bachane ke liye kya karne chahiye?

sonu:-ji sir use pi lena chahiye.

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachcho yeh ball tumhari hai?

Bachcha:- uncle kya ise koi shisha tuta hai?

Aadmi:-nahin to..

bachcha:- han to phir meri hai.

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekar hi shak kar rahi hai,

main apko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd nahin mil rahe hai.

Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur

mujhe 1 thali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach         

nahin mil rahi hai.

Ek padosan Ne Sunita Se Kaha:- are sunita gajab Ho Gaya.

dekh to Pados Ki do Auraten teri Sas ki

pitai kar Rahi Hain.

Sunita padosan Ke Sath chat per Aayi Aur

chhupkar pitai Dekhane Lagi.