Haryanvi Chopal ke Makhole हरयाणवी चोपाल के मखोल

Teli aur jat ki is bat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se.

Dona ke bich shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki bari thi.

Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."

Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi bat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh tale to dab ke marega.".................................

Ek bari ek Maruti alle ne truck mein pichey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya.

Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,"Arre bhai chungh li ho to bahar likkad le."

Ek tau bus conductor se bujhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jagi?"

O bolya, "Dilli jagi".Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."

Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe bath ke bug ja pher."

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