English Funny sms for all Frnds

Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed him,then he leave.
After some time he come back at home. his wife asks him, "why you come back home?". he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.


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to Deafs Are Discussing Their Wive Using Sign Language..
1st : What to Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
2nd :I Stop Listning.
1st : How ?
2nd : I Turn Off The Lights .




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A Man at Medical store:I need poison.

Chemist: I can not sell you that

Man : shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,

I didn't knew you had a prescription.












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An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife's Ticket Free





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After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS



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Teacher: Where is your Asignment book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While fighting wid students who said that you are not the
most beautiful teacher in this college.