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WHO IS ''Divya"4 U?
1.BUSY PERSON
2.SWT HEART
3.GUD LOOKING
4.TRUE HELPER
5.COOL PRSN
6.LAZY
7.CUTE
8.EMOTIONAL
9.BABY
10.FLIRTING
11.IRRITATING
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Ye flag 26jan. tak har kisi k inbox me hona chahiye ye apka farz hai
jai hind.jai bharat...







Zindgi me 7 sach bataye jate h,
1- Salwar aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti h,
2-Gareeb log aur chuchi humesa dabaye jate h,
3-Land aur musibat kabhi bhi k
hadi ho sakti h,
4-Sarkari kaam aur aand humesa latke rahte h,
5-Doodh aur Chut fatne par humesa Aurat hi chillati h,
6-Zindgi aur jhaat humesa uljhe rah
te h,
7-Hanuman 40 sa aur kandom jeb me jarur rakne chahiye kyunki bhut aur chut kabhi bhi mil sakte hai


7:30 Coffee

9:30 Nastha

11:30 Juice

2:30Lunch

4:30Tea

9:30Dinner

Time 2 Time Khana-Pina Aata He

Magar Msg Karna Nai Aata Kya Kanjuso?







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Kya chiz ho tum khud tumhe maloom h!






Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with RAJNIKANT in dance...
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Result:-
He is on a wheel chair in Guzaarish..!!






JAAT ki full form.,.,.,.,.
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J  - Julmi
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A  - Awara
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A  -Ashik
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T  -Tension free
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Jaat is risky after balti wisky.
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This message shuld be sent to a
ll JAAT bhai.






Bio Data:
Name-phulvanti bai Height-4 ft
Weight-99.9 kg
Rang-Kala
Place-Bihar
Dream-"Shaadi karungi to sirf SMS padne wale se."
Badhai ho!