SMS of Joke share in friends group

some sms of jokes..........

1 bacha door bell bjane ki koshish kr rha tha.

1 oldman ne dekha.Wo gya aur bell bja kr bola- Aur kuch beta

Bacha:Ab bhag bhuddhe wrna pitega

Tum Achhe ho Imandar ho Sanskari ho Sundar ho Sushil ho Samajdar ho Pyare ho   Khubsurat ho Dimagwale ho  Pata Karo Ye Afwahe Kaun Faila raha hai :

Ek Murde Se Jab Uski Dastan Puchhi Gai To Usne Kuch Is tarah Bayan ki- Hame To Apno Ne Luta Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha,Meri Haddi Bhi Vaha Tuti Jaha Hospital

Band tha mujhe esi embulance me le jaya gya jishme patrol kam tha mujhe rikshe me bithaya gya kyoki kiraya kam tha mujhe dr. ne utaya narso me kha dam th

a mujhe jis bed pe litaya gya uske niche bam tha mujhe bam ne udaya goli me kha dam tha mujhe sadak pe hi dafnaya gya kyoki us din kabrishtan me bhi function tha!

Jab Koi aapko"bewakuf"Kahe to- aap Dukhi Mat Hona,

Afsos Mat Karna,

Rona Bhi Nhi,

Darna Bhi Mat,

Himmat Se Chair Pe Baith K Sochna ki saale ko pata kaise

 chala ullu ki trah kya dekh rhe ho sms hi to beja h

1bat puchu?

Mazaq me mat talna,

Golmol jawab nhi chlega,

Dekho kuch bate Zindgi

me bahut Aham hoti hai,

Sach Sach btao

kitne din hogye Nahaye nahi?

Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola

Sendl To Boht Achi Pehni H

Girl:Utar Kar Dikhau Kya

Boy: Lo.Is S Zyada Acha To drres Pehna H...,

Anil ambani:-agar mai subah car me baithkar apni zameen dekhne niklu to sham ho jati hai.

SARDAR-pehle hamare pas bhi esi hi khatara car thi

Ham jante h ki apko bhula nahi sakte

pr chahkar b pas aa nahi sakte,yaha tak aati h mehak tumhari

kya thodi himat karke1bar naha nahi sakte

Sahil toilet me betha tha

samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..

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3 dabbe pani pi gaya..

Ramu on cycle hit Lady accidentally..Lady: "Break Nahi Mar sakte Kya?"Ramu: "Poori Cycle he Marde ab Break kya alag se maru?

samjhe.!