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Some Joke SMS

Girl to her boyfrd- hm bhut badnam ho gye hain,ab hume shadi kr leni chahiye...

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BOY-lekin itni bdnami k bad humse shadi karega kon

Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?

Boy:Bolo kya kru

Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?

Boy: fir kya prithvi ke charo trf tera bap ghumega

Socho.

Agar SMS recieve karne ka bhi charge hota to kya hota.?

socho…

Socho. ..

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Aaj meri wajah se ap road pe hote.

Tutk-2 tutiya dahi jamalo,j garmi lag rahi ho to cooler chalalo,j bore ho rahe ho to mera no.mila lo,j msg changa ni lgya to,MOB nu aag lalo

Nazre mile to useh IZHAR kahte Hai

nind na aae to useh "PYAR" kahte Hai

Smile de to useh IKRAR kahte Hai

Or jo in jhamelo mei na pade use DK