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Dushman wo jo marwa de.taklif wo jo tadpade.  Teacher wo jo saza de.nind wo jo sula de.hadse wo jo dara de.or BHAYA wo jo mera mobile me 100 ka balance dalwade.









Girl to her boyfrd- hm bhut badnam ho gye hain,ab hume shadi kr leni chahiye...
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BOY-lekin itni bdnami k bad humse shadi karega kon







Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: fir kya prithvi ke charo trf tera bap ghumega






Thand Ka Ek Faayda To Hai
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garmi nhi lagti.
H na.







Black Dukandar Se Chota Bacha:Uncle Rang Gora Krne Wali Cream H
Dukandr:Ha H
Bcha:To Saale Lagata Q Nai.






Q:College me ldkiyo k kitne nam hote h ???
Ans:4
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri gharwali