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Zindgi me 7 sach bataye jate h,

1- Salwar aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti h,
2-Gareeb log aur chuchi humesa dabaye jate h,
3-Land aur musibat kabhi bhi k
hadi ho sakti h,
4-Sarkari kaam aur aand humesa latke rahte h,
5-Doodh aur Chut fatne par humesa Aurat hi chillati h,
6-Zindgi aur jhaat humesa uljhe rah
te h,
7-Hanuman 40 sa aur kandom jeb me jarur rakne chahiye kyunki bhut aur chut kabhi bhi mil sakte hai





7:30 Coffee

9:30 Nastha

11:30 Juice

2:30Lunch

4:30Tea

9:30Dinner

Time 2 Time Khana-Pina Aata He

Magar Msg Karna Nai Aata Kya Kanjuso?





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Kya chiz ho tum khud tumhe maloom h!





Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with RAJNIKANT in dance...
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Result:-
He is on a wheel chair in Guzaarish..!!






JAAT ki full form.,.,.,.,.
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J  - Julmi
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A  - Awara
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A  -Ashik
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T  -Tension free
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Jaat is risky after balti wisky.
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This message shuld be sent to a
ll JAAT bhai.





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