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Zindgi me 7 sach bataye jate h,
1- Salwar aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti h,
2-Gareeb log aur chuchi humesa dabaye jate h,
3-Land aur musibat kabhi bhi k
hadi ho sakti h,
4-Sarkari kaam aur aand humesa latke rahte h,
5-Doodh aur Chut fatne par humesa Aurat hi chillati h,
6-Zindgi aur jhaat humesa uljhe rah
te h,
7-Hanuman 40 sa aur kandom jeb me jarur rakne chahiye kyunki bhut aur chut kabhi bhi mil sakte hai
2:30Lunch
4:30Tea
9:30Dinner
Time 2 Time Khana-Pina Aata He
Magar Msg Karna Nai Aata Kya Kanjuso?
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Kya chiz ho tum khud tumhe maloom h!
Hrithik Roshan tried to compete with RAJNIKANT in dance...
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Result:-
He is on a wheel chair in Guzaarish..!!
JAAT ki full form.,.,.,.,.
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J - Julmi
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A - Awara
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A -Ashik
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T -Tension free
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Jaat is risky after balti wisky.
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This message shuld be sent to a
ll JAAT bhai.
Bio Data:
Name-phulvanti bai Height-4 ft
Weight-99.9 kg
Rang-Kala
Place-Bihar
Dream-"Shaadi karungi to sirf SMS padne wale se."
Badhai ho!