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some Joke sms



Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2015.

phone rings tring tring..

1st: helo prakash hai..?

2nd: nahi he..

1st: nahi he to mombati jala lo ho jaega





New Style Of Propose:
Boy- Main aapse Friendship Karna Chahta Hu
Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gayi H
Boy- Fir Bahen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli se kara na



Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun
Sher B Tu, Cheeta B Tu.
Kya Frmaya?
Sher B Tu, Cheeta B Tu

Or

Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" B Tu.
Jaani




Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: No
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: No
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: No
Police: Phir Kispar Hai
Santa: kishto Par H



Ayi thi meri qabr pe diya jlane k liye.
gaur kijiye!
Ayi thi meri qabr pe diya jlane k liye.Pda hua tel bhi le gyi saali Tadka lgane ke liye



Boy:Hum 35 Behen Bhai h.
Girl:Kya tumare ghar Population contrl krne wale nhi aye?
Boy:Aye,pr hum sb padh rhe the wo SCHOOL smajh k chale gye